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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:30
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Still no good.
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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What smell will you never forget?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Still no good